Hungry getting a piece off pre-adolescent, suburbian angst? Get into Jenna Flower (and you will some one worryingly titled ‘Kid Triggy’). Well-versed about Rebecca Black colored university regarding literalism, Flower was younger that have considerably less courtroom power to drive a beneficial automobile and you will a great helluva many more autotune.

14 Nickelback – ‘Rockstar’

The content we had out of this videos is actually your face away from Chad Kroeger try considered so unpalatable having societal consumption you to they got individuals performs feel college students in order to lip sync with each other to help you brand new words rather. Indeed, so on KISS’ Gene Simmons, celebrity Eliza Dushku, Son Rock and you will Nelly Furtado every inserted into the with the “the enjoyment”.

Demonstrably not having examined many techniques from the countless “pop teams perform Xmas films” (oh yes, This new Spruce Women ‘dos Become 1′ and East 17’s ‘Stay Various other Day’, we’re thinking about your!), JLS spend-all the hard earned customized condoms cash on this ridiculous addition on cannon. The fresh quartet feel like they truly are swept up at the Westfield immediately following midnight and get made a decision to remain loving which includes old dresses of River Island’s “Townie” variety. It’s gruesome, gruesome stuff.

twelve David Bowie & Mick Jagger – ‘Dancing About Street’

Bowie and you can Jagger. In the end together with her. Just what could possibly go awry? One to one another symbols had been in the drizzly autumns of its respective work didn’t assist (Jagger involved the production his 1987 solo record ‘Ancient Cool’, Bowie had their notorious Mug Spider trip so you’re able to take on). One to its video treatment were ‘have them together with her and view what happens!’ assisted notably less.

eleven Cher Lloyd – ‘Swagger Jagger’

Good Cbeebies comic strip on a distressful popstar has exploded around Cher Lloyd. UH-OH! Manfully she decided to embark on and you can do the girl movies anyway. That of numerous, of several Simon Cowell-added desire groups behind Cher Lloyd created that is baffling. It is a confusing, head-pain triggering lattice of colours, fashions and ‘concepts’. Ugh.

10 James Dull – ‘You happen to be Beautiful’

It looks strange that inside 2004 it previous army officer perform code new charts along with his mixture of hamster-such as sound and you can musical and that breezed through the streets regarding Clapham eg chilly, futuristic wind gusts. On movies because of it stalker-on-the-tube song he had most of the Laostian naiset personals ‘the brand new man’ toward all of us, but to your much more pessimistic attention it appeared as if “A toothy minor royal strips from in the rain.”

nine Brand new Arena – ‘Simple tips to Help save An excellent Life’

We do not proper care exactly how many Katherine Heigl rom-coms otherwise minutes in TOWIE it track soundtracked, the true video clips is pretty really awful. You to definitely trick thing we studied of it would be the fact, contemplate infants, loneliness looks like a commercial for the Gap’s Springtime collection.

8 Christina Aguilera – ‘Perhaps not Myself Tonight’

It should have been going back from the wake from Ladies Gaga, yet , Aguilera could have done a lot better than that it did not she? X-Tina ran to the ‘shock’ factor, but her try to shock boasts an adverse perm, shirtless people dancing in the torrential rain and many very humdrum lookin rubberized dresses. Urg. Generated intercourse lookup somewhat ‘meh’.

eight Pixies – ‘Velouria’

It appears to be unusual one to a ring that have very readily grabbed the latest reunion dollars was indeed so shameful to make sounds video during their first chronilogical age of lifestyle just like the a band. And whilst its “anti video” posture is noble, it designed we needed to suffer times like this. An amazing track us-done-by the newest films.

6 Razorlight – ‘Cable To help you Wire’

There clearly was a superb range ranging from “arty second and therefore appears to involve what you” and you can “terrible plotless Hahah-fest”. Which one do you believe Razorlight made? Inside ‘video’ it take a look our character (J-Bo) has place flames to another people in Razorlight and you can fashioned her or him with the a pleasant ear ring and you will pearl necklace set which the guy waves on the nonchalantly.